I had a friend who got transferred to another store. When he worked on the 1st day, the boss told him to go cut his hair. And so the next day, he went to work with his new hair cut which is shorter than the previous. But the boss told him to cut it shorter, and he even gave him $10 to cut his hair. My friend then took a bus back to his house area, and bought a drink, looked for me, and went to cut his hair. The hair cut was $10. As he had bought a drink and bus, he left $6. He took $10 from me, and gave me back $5. (He left with $1 to take a bus back.)

Damn funny.